If Jesus were around today, can you imagine Him using Twitter?
No, of course not. He had dignity.
That's why Twitter's so ridiculous.
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Saturday, July 4, 2009
Wichita's Huge Heroin Problem
I don't have any real proof, but I would guess that roughly 75% of adult Wichitans are taking some form of opiate. This is the only explanation for the terrible service all over town.
Don't you people know that opium hooks you for life? You never get over it.
There's this whole mythos surrounding pain killers, like they're sent from Heaven or something. And so many people have bought into this lie. It doesn't take long to get hooked, and quickly becomes an unbearable burden that is the furthest thing from "fun."
To all the kids out there, learn this: Junkies are liars, and will say anything to make you as miserable as them. Prescription pills are not fun or safe, and will not magically turn you into a rock star.
Don't you people know that opium hooks you for life? You never get over it.
There's this whole mythos surrounding pain killers, like they're sent from Heaven or something. And so many people have bought into this lie. It doesn't take long to get hooked, and quickly becomes an unbearable burden that is the furthest thing from "fun."
To all the kids out there, learn this: Junkies are liars, and will say anything to make you as miserable as them. Prescription pills are not fun or safe, and will not magically turn you into a rock star.
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