Monday, March 25, 2019

Lucrative

I think ther iz money to be made by permanently solving homelessness

Sunday, March 24, 2019

Oceania

Wichita iz az far away from the ocean as yoo can get, making it the sanest city in the world.

Friday, March 22, 2019

Equidistant

Wichita is 1,400 miles away from both LA and NYC, making it the sanest possible place in the world to live.

Monday, March 4, 2019

A Tale of Two Cities

Wichita seemz to be a booze city, and Topeka seemz to be a junky town.