Witch Docterz

Wichita may not be aware uv its role az a medikal tourist destinashun for Western Kansanz

Geoff Tate

I wud luv to see Geoff Tate sing at WAVE, but I'm concerned he and hiz band uze a pre-recorded performance.

Tourizm

Tipping iz a prime reezon why tourists avoid Wichita.

The Beacon

The Wichita Eagle haz long considered Generation X az an audience they dont want or need.

But now az the Baby Boomerz ar going extinct, they ar desperate for revenue.

Triple Beam

A big thanks to WPD for cleaning up the streets with Operation Triple Beam.

Pushing Their Luck

These hobos are really pushing their luck, and honestly belong in work camps.

Metro

The metropolitan lifestyle iz so beneficial, that even the challengez becum intellectual stimulation

Lucrative

I think ther iz money to be made by permanently solving homelessness

Oceania

Wichita iz az far away from the ocean as yoo can get, making it the sanest city in the world.

Equidistant

Wichita is 1,400 miles away from both LA and NYC, making it the sanest possible place in the world to live.

A Tale of Two Cities

Wichita seemz to be a booze city, and Topeka seemz to be a junky town.

Choices

Hobos are not holy men who have been let down by society.

They are junkies who choose to spend their disability money on narcotics rather than shelter.

Mind Games

Have yoo ever noticed how yoo feel after a hobo asks yoo for a dollar or a cigarette?

Yoo feel terrible.  Yoo feel fear, pity, disgust, and that yoo've lost yer dignity.

This is exactly what hobos want.  It is a mind game that they feed off of.


Littering is another mind game hobos play.  It's how they attempt to assert their dominance over territory.

True News

Any kindness yoo show to a hobo is enabling their drug addiction.

Nice New Murals

On 2nd Street, downtown, under the railroad overpass.

News Flash

Illegal drugs are still illegal.

Hobos

The more hobos I deal with trespassing on my property, the less compassion I feel, and the more I just want to lock them up.

Train Thru the Heart

I think Wichitans wud agree that walking under the Douglas St train overpass is the most miserable experience in Wichita (even without the pigeons).

Why do we allow trains to pass rite thru the heart of our city?

Safer

I feel safer walking downtown, now that panhandling is illegal.

Want the Real News?

Wichita is being ruined by the homeless population, who have no respect for anyone.