Monday, April 26, 2010

Weather Report

The weather this morning is terrible.  Windy and cold.  But if you wear a jacket you get too hot.

Who is to blame?

I think it's at&t's fault.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's them.

Friday, March 19, 2010

Fixing Health Care

I think I know the root cause of the Health Care Problem.  It is greedy docters.

Let's pay them a lot less and save everybody a lot of money.

Thursday, March 4, 2010

New Month, New Crack

A new month brings new funds for crack-heads, and they can't help but binge.

One problem, some of them live in my building, and the stray fumes give me terrible sinus headaches.

Luckily, the crack-heads binge so hard (and crack is so expensive) that they run out of money in less than a week.  Usually by the 2nd.

Friday, January 29, 2010

Two Things Wichita Has Done Right

Overall, Wichita is doing pretty good.  Most of our problems originate out-of-state.

Two of the biggest, "recent" things Wichita has gotten right, are the arena, and moving the Keeper of the Plains to a location where it can be appreciated.

Everybody was worried about parking for the arena, but so far it seems to be going extremely smoothly.

Wichita has about 4 pieces of important art (that is, of course, not including all mine).  A couple Hoppers at WAM, the Miro mural at WSU and the Keeper of the Plains.  I was very happy to see the Keeper given the attention it deserves.  The firepots are a little over-the-top, though.

Friday, January 22, 2010

Wicca, Satanism and Angel Dust



Where to begin, really? 

Wicca says that God is actually a Goddess.  Was Jesus a woman? No.

Satanists like to say, "Good morning."

Angel Dust makes Wiccans and Satanists hallucinate in great detail.

Everyone's Got a Boner for the Mafia

As God is my witness, I am sick and tired of the mafia blocking marijuana legalization.

The problem is, everybody's got a boner for the mob, as proven by the popularity of The Sopranos.

Will the mafia every go away?  Probably not.  Will marijuana ever be legal?  Probably not.

Thank God I've at least got my Geodon and Folgers.

Yes, really, THANK YOU GOD.

Friday, January 8, 2010

Bible Buffet

I think everybody picks and chooses what they want from the Bible.  I know I do.