Unstoppable Transmission: Wichita to Bobby Bones

Bobby, Bob, Boney,

Yer always bragging about how you discovered La Roux.  But really it was me.  Yer always bragging that you have these special powers of discovery, but you can never name them.  I found La Roux on Mexican TV, on a music video show.

Another thing, you need to stop peddling weight loss drugs.  Those things are always dangerous.  I'm not sure how you stay so thin, or why, but I've got some guesses.

On the subject of discovering music, I recently discovered a band named Pelican.  They are really one of the best things I've ever heard.  I don't think you have the balls to play them on your show.  They're too triumphant, too heavy, too deep for you.

Yes, I think you're shallow.

END (for now)

The Donut Whole-In-the-Wall

Hello Wichita.

Yesterday I had an opportunity to survey The Donut Whole.  My impression?  Not so great.

The donuts offered were all very weird----too weird to be appealing----and the one I bought for myself was kind of stale.  The prices are terrible too.  I don't recall them being posted anywhere, but for 2 donuts and a very small milk I paid $3.72.  Outrageous right?

The front room seemed to be a hang-out of some sort for what passes for hipsters in Wichita.  Thank God it's illegal to smoke now, 'cause I know they'd all be smoking if they could.

To wrap it up, Winchell's is a helluva lot better.  Are there still any of those in town?

Theology

It's no coincidence that in the movie Oh God, You Devil, the same actor played both God and Satan.

Sorry Christians, the Devil is not the source of your problems----you are.