Friday, June 25, 2010

Unstoppable Transmission: Wichita to Bobby Bones

Bobby, Bob, Boney,

Yer always bragging about how you discovered La Roux.  But really it was me.  Yer always bragging that you have these special powers of discovery, but you can never name them.  I found La Roux on Mexican TV, on a music video show.

Another thing, you need to stop peddling weight loss drugs.  Those things are always dangerous.  I'm not sure how you stay so thin, or why, but I've got some guesses.

On the subject of discovering music, I recently discovered a band named Pelican.  They are really one of the best things I've ever heard.  I don't think you have the balls to play them on your show.  They're too triumphant, too heavy, too deep for you.

Yes, I think you're shallow.

END (for now)

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